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A True Friend
Fights the impulse to forward something just because some jackass 800 "fwds" ago has absolutely no life, no friends and no redeeming value whatsoever, so they have nothing better to do than create stupid e-chains.
Reads the hoax alert page before sending you bullshit missing kid stories, virus warnings, "bad guy in parking lot " warnings or any other similar horse shit.
Is not so fucking pathetic that they actually need you to send them back the "someone likes you cause you're so disgustingly special" email to know you're really their friend
Ends emails with some normal form of farewell, not instructions to piss off everyone in your address book by forwarding some worthless crap to them too.
NEVER Forwards you those hideous little cutsie friendship poems, email "kisses", "snowballs" hugs, dancing teddy bears or anything else that would send a diabetic staggering to the insulin supply.
Deletes all e-chains IMMEDIATELY upon receiving them!
Now, You have to forward this to 853,530,666.2 people in the next 10 seconds while sitting on your hands, cackling like a chicken and singing Yankee Doodle, or your cock will rot off. If you don't have a cock, you will grow one and then it will rot off.
Actually, I don't care what the hell you do with it. Delete it, send it to the next dumb ass who forwards you shit to jam up your mailbox, create a cult based upon it's daily chanting, whatever.
Now:
SCROLL DOWN
No.. REALLY
KEEP SCROLLING
Now check to see if there's a Taco Bell Dog up your ass.
No?
Damn! It worked for my friend's cousin's, baby-sitter's, stylist's, aunt's cat's crack dealer.
Oh well Maybe you forgot to make a wish while you were scrolling.
Fights the impulse to forward something just because some jackass 800 "fwds" ago has absolutely no life, no friends and no redeeming value whatsoever, so they have nothing better to do than create stupid e-chains.
Reads the hoax alert page before sending you bullshit missing kid stories, virus warnings, "bad guy in parking lot " warnings or any other similar horse shit.
Is not so fucking pathetic that they actually need you to send them back the "someone likes you cause you're so disgustingly special" email to know you're really their friend
Ends emails with some normal form of farewell, not instructions to piss off everyone in your address book by forwarding some worthless crap to them too.
NEVER Forwards you those hideous little cutsie friendship poems, email "kisses", "snowballs" hugs, dancing teddy bears or anything else that would send a diabetic staggering to the insulin supply.
Deletes all e-chains IMMEDIATELY upon receiving them!
Now, You have to forward this to 853,530,666.2 people in the next 10 seconds while sitting on your hands, cackling like a chicken and singing Yankee Doodle, or your cock will rot off. If you don't have a cock, you will grow one and then it will rot off.
Actually, I don't care what the hell you do with it. Delete it, send it to the next dumb ass who forwards you shit to jam up your mailbox, create a cult based upon it's daily chanting, whatever.
Now:
SCROLL DOWN
No.. REALLY
KEEP SCROLLING
Now check to see if there's a Taco Bell Dog up your ass.
No?
Damn! It worked for my friend's cousin's, baby-sitter's, stylist's, aunt's cat's crack dealer.
Oh well Maybe you forgot to make a wish while you were scrolling.
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