Grammar Nazi Homework of the Day!

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Grammar Nazi Homework of the Day!
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Your homework assignment today: Compose for me a paragraph containing no more than four sentences. You make use of the following words in a correct manner!
Their, There, They're, Your, You're, Yore, Then, Than, Through, Thorough, Threw, Though, Tough.
Spelling errors count against you!
Unrelated grammar errors count against you!
Bonus points if you can use the word "Ain't" in a grammatically correct way in your composition.
Bonus points for bribes of good dark German or Spanish chocolate.
Bonus points for hot nude pics emailed to me at rev.blacky@gmail.com of yourself, if female, of your girlfriend/wife/sister/mom/ex-girl if male!
Bonus points if they are hot nudes of my any of my ex significant others, especially if they are pics I don't already have!
Mega-Bonus Points for hot nude pics of me!
Bonus Points are cumulative.
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